Rules To Be A Superhero
I was cleaning out my desk yesterday and found a piece of paper dated 3.19.13 — “Nina’s rules to be a superhero.”
2. Never use your fighting powers for killing flies.
3. Never use your powers on turtles, unless they’re as big as the house.
4. You have to have good balance and be able to walk on the curb, and you have to run fast.
5. You have to be able to kick and save people— even without a cape.